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Kaci. 21 almost 22. Music. Anime. Lace. Leather. Harry Potter. Tattoos. Almost anything. Ask me anything if you want to know. I don't bite.... Unless you want me to.

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

miss-nerdgasmz:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

I FEEL SHAME AS A MINOR ACTION

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

salleelove:

unamusedsloth:

Life is hard according to infomercials. (Click for more proof)

Who the hell makes a sandwich like that?  Shaggy and Scooby Doo??

arceusfairy:

sixpenceee:

123D Catch is an I-Phone and Android App that allows you to create 3D models by taking a bunch of pictures from various directions. These models can later be 3D printed. (Website)

Save your children to the cloud.

shanethvarosa:

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.


Please don’t.

shanethvarosa:

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

Please don’t.

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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